Mrs. Jones Goes To The Doctor

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Blame The Dog..He’s In A Fog

Funny Pages – A Teenager Is…

A Teenager Is…

  • A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
  • A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up junk food for breakfast
  • A youngster who receives their allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from their best friend on Wednesday
  • Someone who can hear their favorite song 3 blocks away but not his parents calling from the next room
  • A whiz who can operate the latest computer or cell phone without a lesson but can’t manage to make a bed
  • A student who spends 12  minutes studying for school and 12 hours studying for their drivers license
  • A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music – loud and very loud (ok as an adult I can still be this way lol)
  • An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles but is usually too tired to do the dishes or take out the trash
  • A person who loves their cat or dog to no end but barely tolerates their sibling(s)
  • A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week
  • A budding beauty or handsome boy who will never smile again until their braces come off
  • A person who can sleep till noon on any Saturday if they suspect chores need to be done
  • An original thinker who is positive that their parents are not human, don’t understand and never were a teenager themselves